"What is this black and white stick thing found on the shore of the Thames in London."
A: "Looks like a cut piece of vinyl flooring of some sort. Black stuff could be adhesive or attached padding."
Anybody else have an actual answer?
it's a pill bottle. for narcotics. just like how those shops sell 'vases'
this was already the idiots edition before you stepped in, but you took it to a new level.