"What is this ‘extra’ square of countertop? It’s covered in the same laminate as the counter but has rubber feet on the bottom. I was thinking you could put it on the stove for extra counter space but it’s not really the same size."
A: "It’s a cutting board. Common for scrap countertop to be made into matching cutting board for home owner."
Anybody else have an actual answer?
it's a pill bottle. for narcotics. just like how those shops sell 'vases'
this was already the idiots edition before you stepped in, but you took it to a new level.