"Metal, a couple of feet long, with hooks on either end (offset 90°), with nail-like spikes down either side."
A: "I’ve seen these used for drying corn for seed. Place an ear on each spike and hang it to dry."
Anybody else have an actual answer?
it's a pill bottle. for narcotics. just like how those shops sell 'vases'
this was already the idiots edition before you stepped in, but you took it to a new level.