"Long Box, shaped similar to a mail box, but with a tube Type opening in the centre. Outside appears to be painted leather stretched over ply wood, the ends and base are timber."
A: "It’s a wine tote."
Anybody else have an actual answer?
it's a pill bottle. for narcotics. just like how those shops sell 'vases'
this was already the idiots edition before you stepped in, but you took it to a new level.