"As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet."
"Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of [your] voice cracking in a verbal argument."
"Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn't need a clean windshield to drive. Only humans do."
"Kids will never understand the poignant self-satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation."
Yes you do. You just aren't paying enough attention to recognize them.
I had it the other way round. She liked my voice but was disappointed by my looks...