"This Rock Found In Indiana That Looks Like Fried Chicken"
"A Hummingbird Which Looks Like A Jalapeño"
"The Surprising Amount Of Bite Marks On These IKEA Display Apples"
"I Found A Mushroom That Looks Like A Fried Egg"
"Frog That Looks Like Cheese On A Burger"
"Forbidden Pasta (Rattle Snake Rattler)"
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"Hospital Staff Gave Me A Snack On The Bed Sheets, Turns Out It's The Sponge I Need To Use In The Shower Before Surgery"
"One Is Chocolate, One Is For The Dishwasher"
"Someone Left Some Mashed Potatoes In The Car"
"This Printer At Work Uses Small Colored Balls For Ink, They Look Like Forbidden M&M's"
"Forbidden Croissant (Sofa)"
"Landscaping Stone I Found That Looks Exactly Like A Hunk Of Crab Leg Meat"
"This One Rock In The Entryway Of A House"
"Forbidden Cookie Dough. Who Thought This Was A Good Idea?"
"Forbidden Ciabatta"
"Forbidden Seedless Strawberry Jelly (Violin Rosin)"
"Forbidden Rice Noodle (The Inside Of My Inflatable Air Mattress)"
"Forbidden Oreos (Adhesive Furniture Pads)"
"Realgar (An Arsenic Sulfide Mineral) That Burns Bright Blue And Releases Toxic Fumes But Also Forbidden Candy"