"Movies - “wtf was that!” Don’t bother turning lights on. Go look...
Real life - my wife hears something “wtf was that! Wake up! Go check!!!!!” Turns every single light on, locks the bedroom door behind me, has 911 ready to dial. Constantly yells for me to give an update. Allows me back in the door after triple confirming my identity, using the secret password.... oh that noise?
Dog farted."
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Benjamin 3 year s ago
old topic. Deja vu five hundred time. at least.
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Hermione 3 year s ago
#7, "potagonist"x2...LMAO
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Obed 3 year s ago
Hermione,
Is that similar to a potatoes?
Is that similar to a potatoes?
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Jos 3 year s ago
#14 Man: Is it true that when a woman says no, she really means yes?
Woman: No
Man: Hmmm
#26 Monty Python and the Holy Grail was the first/best movie to mock flesh wounds.
Woman: No
Man: Hmmm
#26 Monty Python and the Holy Grail was the first/best movie to mock flesh wounds.
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Rosina 3 year s ago
#21 In the old western movies, a cowboy could hit an Indian riding on a fast horse at 300 yards with one shot from his six gun.
And then he would take 7 more shots, without reloading, and kill 7 more.
And then he would take 7 more shots, without reloading, and kill 7 more.
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Elenor 3 year s ago
#27 I don't disagree but the movie pictured is based on actual events.
Is that similar to a potatoes?
Woman: No
Man: Hmmm
#26 Monty Python and the Holy Grail was the first/best movie to mock flesh wounds.
And then he would take 7 more shots, without reloading, and kill 7 more.