#4 Idaho state law 18-5003 (2) states: “It shall be an affirmative defense to a violation of the provisions of this section (cannibalism) that the action was taken under extreme life-threatening conditions as the only apparent means of survival.” This was added to the law against cannibalism which actually provides for a legal and legitimate defense for said crime of eating your friend.

#1 Bungs that bears develop are usually only in bears in more northern regions where they hibernate for longer and form because the digestive tract has had time to absorb fluids leaving it dry and hard. Never heard of bungs being formed to keep stuff out but it does help keep things in so the body can extract more nutrients during long hibernation.

#12 ADCHO=ACHOO?

#8 Sorry but it takes less force than you might think to break the average neck.

#5 They forgot to list the town of Bird In Hand which is in the vicinity of the rest of those pervy towns.