"Saw some neighborhood kids messing with a stop sign while driving home. I slowed the car down, rolled down a window and said,
"Hey... I think maybe you shouldn't be doing that."
Which in my mind meant cut it out before an adult catches you.
But these kids look sheepishly at the ground and give me an ok like I was the adult in the situation. Which I was, gently chastising children for fooling around with public property.
Well, either that time or when I buried my father and realized I was the oldest living male in my family. That was more sobering than fun."
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Solomon 3 year s ago
When I mentioned how I trained to fight Soviets and some of the Marines just looked confused.
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Minty 3 year s ago
These days whenever I see a hot young skinny chick my first thought is oh man I'd really like to take her to the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet and put some meat on her bones.
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Marge 3 year s ago
Minty, not too many skinny hot chicks left, mostly chunky slobs - except in Asia
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Elaine 3 year s ago
When you cannot be sure if that pain is temporary or lasts forever.
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Cory 3 year s ago
1) When you have to spin the mouse wheel like six times to get to the year of your birth.
2) Just the other day this older lady at the gym front desk told me "have a great day sir" as I was headed out. I thought "who are you to be calling me sir?" Then I realized she probably is 12 - 15 years my junior.
It's all good though. Blessed by God every day!
2) Just the other day this older lady at the gym front desk told me "have a great day sir" as I was headed out. I thought "who are you to be calling me sir?" Then I realized she probably is 12 - 15 years my junior.
It's all good though. Blessed by God every day!
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Jos 3 year s ago
#22 I knew a woman years ago who was a grandma at 28.
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Ron 3 year s ago
I feel old when I see posts like this where people half my age are starting to feel old!
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Mahala 3 year s ago
#3 or a T.V. commercial jingle
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Josophine 3 year s ago
When it takes 3 weeks to get over a drunk night.
2) Just the other day this older lady at the gym front desk told me "have a great day sir" as I was headed out. I thought "who are you to be calling me sir?" Then I realized she probably is 12 - 15 years my junior.
It's all good though. Blessed by God every day!