When I mentioned how I trained to fight Soviets and some of the Marines just looked confused.

These days whenever I see a hot young skinny chick my first thought is oh man I'd really like to take her to the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet and put some meat on her bones.

When you cannot be sure if that pain is temporary or lasts forever.

1) When you have to spin the mouse wheel like six times to get to the year of your birth.
2) Just the other day this older lady at the gym front desk told me "have a great day sir" as I was headed out. I thought "who are you to be calling me sir?" Then I realized she probably is 12 - 15 years my junior.

It's all good though. Blessed by God every day!

#22 I knew a woman years ago who was a grandma at 28.

I feel old when I see posts like this where people half my age are starting to feel old!

#3 or a T.V. commercial jingle

When it takes 3 weeks to get over a drunk night.