"When I only got 4 hours of sleep before work and felt like I was literally going to die. Ten years ago, I would drive 5 hours after work on Friday to see my SO, we’d party all weekend, then I’d leave at 1am on Monday, drive all night and go to work Monday. And i was exhausted but fine. Now, just one night of not enough sleep… I got old."
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Solomon 3 year s ago
When I mentioned how I trained to fight Soviets and some of the Marines just looked confused.
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Minty 3 year s ago
These days whenever I see a hot young skinny chick my first thought is oh man I'd really like to take her to the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet and put some meat on her bones.
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Marge 3 year s ago
Minty, not too many skinny hot chicks left, mostly chunky slobs - except in Asia
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Elaine 3 year s ago
When you cannot be sure if that pain is temporary or lasts forever.
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Cory 3 year s ago
1) When you have to spin the mouse wheel like six times to get to the year of your birth.
2) Just the other day this older lady at the gym front desk told me "have a great day sir" as I was headed out. I thought "who are you to be calling me sir?" Then I realized she probably is 12 - 15 years my junior.
It's all good though. Blessed by God every day!
2) Just the other day this older lady at the gym front desk told me "have a great day sir" as I was headed out. I thought "who are you to be calling me sir?" Then I realized she probably is 12 - 15 years my junior.
It's all good though. Blessed by God every day!
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Jos 3 year s ago
#22 I knew a woman years ago who was a grandma at 28.
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Ron 3 year s ago
I feel old when I see posts like this where people half my age are starting to feel old!
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Mahala 3 year s ago
#3 or a T.V. commercial jingle
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Josophine 3 year s ago
When it takes 3 weeks to get over a drunk night.
2) Just the other day this older lady at the gym front desk told me "have a great day sir" as I was headed out. I thought "who are you to be calling me sir?" Then I realized she probably is 12 - 15 years my junior.
It's all good though. Blessed by God every day!