“Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it “mixes in his stomach anyway.”
Yes. Move out. Get the heck out.
#30 is awful btw, who can seriously do that?
#20 Those aren't the tops of bananas. Someone needs to look up what a banana plant looks like.
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
"...and then young Mark Zuckerberg got an idea"