“Looks like I won’t be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS.”
“Thought I had separated 50 eggs without breaking a yolk — until I noticed one on the edge.”
“The roommate throws away dishes so he won’t have to do them (I bought all our dishes and silverware).”
“The first time I ordered shoes online”
“Woke up and saw my door was removed by my parents. I asked them why, and they replied, ’Privacy isn’t necessary.’”
“My disappointment is immeasurable.”
“I thought I bought sour Skittles...”
“Ordered 27 books from Amazon on a single order. Got 27 boxes with 1 book each, all delivered like this.”
“I’m doing renovations and my Roomba found a tiny piece of sheetrock.”
“The crucial fourth ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe.”
“My wife sits and eats all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and puts the barren cereal back in the pantry.”
“This is what the knives at my girlfriend’s house look like. This is a crime.”
“Just bought a new charging cable for my wife because the old one was flayed.”
“Got excited from far away about the motel having a swimming pool...”
“The way my husband puts all of the stickers from the fruit he eats on a single piece of fruit”
“The kids learned a couple of new words today.”
“Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it “mixes in his stomach anyway.”
“My fridge has an egg case for only 9 eggs.”
“The way that my mom eats avocados”
“My wife cuts bananas in half and just leaves the tops.”
“Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it ’mixes in his stomach anyway.’ This is his glass of ’water’ after milk and Oreos.”
“My brother does the dishes and watches YouTube at the same time (his phone is not waterproof).”
“Looks like someone decided to clean a mirror with a steel sponge or something before I moved in.”
“Someone keeps using my bike as a trash bin.”
“Was at a friend’s house and this abomination caught my eye.”
“This kid took a SINGLE bite out of ALL the apples.”
“Someone drew with a marker on the wall of an almost 600-year-old castle to promote their Instagram and Snapchat account.”
“My roommate broke the toilet seat. No worries though, he replaced it.”
“This is how my wife loads the dishwasher.”
“My neighbors just throw trash out of their window.”
“My in-laws use a little off every single roll of toilet paper instead of one at a time.”
“How my dad cuts the cake”
“My research supervisor’s way of writing ’D’ on tubes”
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Yes. Move out. Get the heck out.
#30 is awful btw, who can seriously do that?
#20 Those aren't the tops of bananas. Someone needs to look up what a banana plant looks like.
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
"...and then young Mark Zuckerberg got an idea"