“Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it ’mixes in his stomach anyway.’ This is his glass of ’water’ after milk and Oreos.”
Yes. Move out. Get the heck out.
#30 is awful btw, who can seriously do that?
#20 Those aren't the tops of bananas. Someone needs to look up what a banana plant looks like.
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
"...and then young Mark Zuckerberg got an idea"