"Granny had always been famous for her fantastic iced tea recipe. No one made it like her! But! It was likely a family secret, probably handed down through the generations. Never to be revealed. We kids were always dying to know what was in it. After she died, many decades later, we finally found out: one can of frozen iced tea mixed with one can of frozen lemonade, add water and lemon slices."
Rigor mortis gave him a stiffy!
I need to watch Clerks again.
The guy was probably Patrick Swayze. (30 year old movie reference)