"I took care of my dad before he passed (I am the youngest of four). Come to find out my parents were divorced well before I would have been conceived. That plus the fact that I have blonde hair and blue eyes and all my siblings have dark hair and brown eyes, pretty much got the ball rolling and I started to ask questions. Mom initially denied it, but after I came back with Ancestry results showing another man was my biological father, she came clean."
Rigor mortis gave him a stiffy!
I need to watch Clerks again.
The guy was probably Patrick Swayze. (30 year old movie reference)