"I found out my boyfriend cheated on me after he died. The only reason I found out is because the girl was bragging on Facebook about how she was the last person who got to taste his junk. I called her a liar and she posted pics for proof. Shocked me for sure."
Rigor mortis gave him a stiffy!
I need to watch Clerks again.
The guy was probably Patrick Swayze. (30 year old movie reference)