X
5
1.
Onicyphorous 3 year s ago
Mine is: Twenty years old me in a tram. Some little toddler came about and it literally made me happy, smiling into myself and not realizing that I was facing a cute girl who started to smile at me too. She had a bike with her and as I got off she got off aswell, eventually blocking my way with her bike a few times, still smiling widely. Confused me got into a direction to get away from her.
I still think I was a dumb@$$...
       
-19
2.
Claes 3 year s ago
       
4
3.
Manda 3 year s ago
Claes, just FYI, they removed both “intel” and “simp” from the dictionary in 2019 because it was discovered that only Reddit idiots were using the words.
       
1
4.
Ivy 3 year s ago
Wow, and guys are still convinced that women aren’t clear with their intentions JC-LOL
       
27353641acute
belayclappingdance3dashdirol
drinksfoolgirl_craygirl_devilgirl_witch
goodgreenheartJC-LOLJC_doubledown
JC_OMG_signkisslaughingman_in_lmocking
mr47_04musicokroflsarcastic
sm_80tonguevishenka_33vomitwassat
yahooshoot

"I was living overseas in a place where it was difficult to find CDs (this was pre-streaming). A girl I knew had started chatted to me on Facebook.

I thought nothing much of it, figured she was out of my league, it was nice to chat. But, you know, I chatted to lots of people.

A few weeks into this chatting, I get a package in the mail. In it is Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”, with a note that says, “Hope you enjoy. My favorite track is 8. x”

I message her, I say thanks and that I really dug track 5.

“What about track 8?”

“Oh, yeah, it’s okay.”

“I really think you should listen to track 8 again.”

Track 8 was “House of Cards”, which opens: “I don’t want to be your friend / I just want to be your lover / No matter how it ends / No matter how it starts”"

 

X
Men Just Don’t Understand Signals From Women…
>
13/16
<