"Picture this: teenage me in bed with my girlfriend, sans clothes and doing some heavy petting. I had a condom in my wallet, like a sauve motherf@#ker. She asked to see it. I told her “I only want to take it out of the package if I’m going to use it.”
She replied “Okay, take it out.” Me: “Nah, I only want to take it out if I’m going to use it.” Her: “Let’s take it out.” Me: “No, don’t want to waste it.” Her: “…”"
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Onicyphorous 3 year s ago
Mine is: Twenty years old me in a tram. Some little toddler came about and it literally made me happy, smiling into myself and not realizing that I was facing a cute girl who started to smile at me too. She had a bike with her and as I got off she got off aswell, eventually blocking my way with her bike a few times, still smiling widely. Confused me got into a direction to get away from her.
I still think I was a dumb@$$...
I still think I was a dumb@$$...
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Manda 3 year s ago
Claes, just FYI, they removed both “intel” and “simp” from the dictionary in 2019 because it was discovered that only Reddit idiots were using the words.
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Ivy 3 year s ago
Wow, and guys are still convinced that women aren’t clear with their intentions 
I still think I was a dumb@$$...