"Watching TV in my living room at roughly 2am, in the dark
Her: applying strawberry lip gloss.
Me: why are you putting on lip gloss?
Her: strawberry lip gloss tastes so nice.
Me: haha youre weird
Her: want to taste?
Me: nah I already know what it tastes like"
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Onicyphorous 3 year s ago
Mine is: Twenty years old me in a tram. Some little toddler came about and it literally made me happy, smiling into myself and not realizing that I was facing a cute girl who started to smile at me too. She had a bike with her and as I got off she got off aswell, eventually blocking my way with her bike a few times, still smiling widely. Confused me got into a direction to get away from her.
I still think I was a dumb@$$...
I still think I was a dumb@$$...
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Manda 3 year s ago
Claes, just FYI, they removed both “intel” and “simp” from the dictionary in 2019 because it was discovered that only Reddit idiots were using the words.
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Ivy 3 year s ago
Wow, and guys are still convinced that women aren’t clear with their intentions 
I still think I was a dumb@$$...