"My grandparents used to bicker. My grandmother generally came out on top, as she was fierier. One time though, she was asking him to do a bunch of stuff, and he muttered
"If you'd lose some weight, you could do it yourself."
She fixed her gaze on him, and glowered "I'm thinking of getting rid of about 200 lbs of useless fat immediately..."
He replied "You're going to cut off your foot?""
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Alicia 3 year s ago
#3 - that is some serious PMS. Give that woman a Pamprin!
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Winfield 3 year s ago
HAAA! , Pamprin. Love it. I really like aspirin as a pain remedy but no one uses it anymore.
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Ivy 3 year s ago
Winfield, wtf is a pamprin? I assume it’s as outdated as a rotary phone, much like pms jokes. Anyway, I prefer Advil minis - they work for me to lessen that feeling of an alien trying to burst through my stomach 
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Charles 3 year s ago
Ivy, poor assumption. Pamprin is still available, unlike rotary phones.
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Sha 3 year s ago
#3 - So she gets away with being a bitch-cow to everyone because of something they had nothing to do with. If I was her boss, I would have fired her for that.
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Gert 3 year s ago
Sha,
Luckily you never will be the boss of anything.
He DID have something to do with it.
He chose to be an idiot with a 50 year old outdated joke.
And he actually believes a normal biological function that can definitely influence your mood greatly is something she can control and is an insult... somehow.
It would be the equivalent if you had a stinging pain in your foot for a few days a month and had to be walking around all the time.
I wonder how your mood would be then...
But you would know this if you had ever been in a relationship with a woman.
...Or a woman could have ever tolerated your childish mind to talk to you for more than 5 minutes.
Luckily you never will be the boss of anything.
He DID have something to do with it.
He chose to be an idiot with a 50 year old outdated joke.
And he actually believes a normal biological function that can definitely influence your mood greatly is something she can control and is an insult... somehow.
It would be the equivalent if you had a stinging pain in your foot for a few days a month and had to be walking around all the time.
I wonder how your mood would be then...
But you would know this if you had ever been in a relationship with a woman.
...Or a woman could have ever tolerated your childish mind to talk to you for more than 5 minutes.
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Mina 3 year s ago
Gert,triggered much?
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Gert 3 year s ago
Mina,
Obviously you were triggered by my comment VERY much if you had to react.
Obviously you were triggered by my comment VERY much if you had to react.
Luckily you never will be the boss of anything.
He DID have something to do with it.
He chose to be an idiot with a 50 year old outdated joke.
And he actually believes a normal biological function that can definitely influence your mood greatly is something she can control and is an insult... somehow.
It would be the equivalent if you had a stinging pain in your foot for a few days a month and had to be walking around all the time.
I wonder how your mood would be then...
But you would know this if you had ever been in a relationship with a woman.
...Or a woman could have ever tolerated your childish mind to talk to you for more than 5 minutes.
Obviously you were triggered by my comment VERY much if you had to react.