"I asked my son to stop staring at me in the bathroom and this was his solution. He’s almost 2."
"Being a father is more than just rocking the same kicks, but we do that too."
"When all the friends need to go for a ride — this is the only way I can get her to nap."
"Tell me you’re a parent without telling me you’re a parent. Please excuse the messy hair; it’s Sunday and I just don’t care."
"I just wanted to lay down and drink water to ease my morning sickness, then my toddler tossed a puzzle piece in my cup."
"The first time in the Pacific Ocean for both of us!"
"The best part of my days off: daddy/daughter time while my wife sleeps in! She’s my little breakfast buddy."
"My daughter is 5 months old today and this pretty much sums everything up. She has shown me a level of love I didn’t know existed. And also a level of patience I never knew I had."
"How to get your 3-year-old to take a nap, ’camping"
"How to say you have a newborn without saying you have a newborn"
"The things you do to appease a crying 3-year-old"
"The little lady has found a new favorite resting spot."
"Literal blood, sweat, and tears went into putting this together, but that smile makes it all worth it. First ’big girl bed’ — proud dad moment!"
"Almost 2 and hasn’t fallen asleep on my chest for a while. I declined to put her in bed just to soak it up."
"Officially a mom!!! Someone is happy to be out. :)"
"No sleep, fewer showers, less gym and free time, but I’d give it all up again for silly moments like this with my boy."
"Everyone cools down chicken nuggets for their toddler like this, right?"
“He asked me to pick what hand had his sock.”
“Just let my toddler choose a color fizzy for her bath. She thanked me by dumping the entire package in and now it looks like I’m bathing her in sewage. ”
“Went to check on my daughter (who’s supposed to be sleeping) and discovered that she had smuggled my eye shadow pallet to bed.”
“My daughter had my wife’s phone on a long car ride. She ordered all the Barbie dream houses from Amazon.”
"Let it snow."
“I cannot keep from giggling every time I see my kid doing this.”
“You glance down at your phone for just a second!”
“Caught him trying to mimic my duck face...”
“My daughter was being too quiet so I went to check on her.”
“My daughter in super stealth mode”
“Here’s my 3-year-old playing hide and seek.”
“Took the kids to meet Santa for the very first time. I guess we’ll stick to the dreidels and menorahs like we’re used to.”
“If you look closely, you can see my son hiding from me.”
“We bought her a Halloween costume for her birthday and she put it on immediately — with a birthday hat.”
“At 2 days old, my daughter has perfected the ’Are they using my driveway to turn around?’ look.”
“My daughter asked her dad to be launched into my photo where she struck this pose.”
“My 4-year-old daughter at the start of pre-school in Bulgaria, realizing she has to go 15 years more.”
“My daughter won our town’s ’Name the Street Sweeper’ contest.”
“My daughter submitted this to Google many years ago. It still makes me laugh.”
“I don’t want to brag, but my son might be a math genius.”
“My 6-year-old son had been asking me over and over, ’Do you need to go to the bathroom?’ And I just found out why.”
“Our niece wasn’t thrilled about our first kiss.”
“I was wondering why my kid was so quiet in her room, and I found out she made the earth using Play-Doh and a marble.”
“My nephew got a 100 on his spilling test.”
“That one year they let my nephew dress himself for Halloween...”
“I used to turtle up when I was really mad.”
“On the left is my granny enjoying Venice before she had kids. On the right is the same location with my dad.”
“My kids went all-out for Senior Citizen Day at school.”
“My cousin’s kid after I handed him a panda head — I give you: The Pandalorian.”
“My niece rethinking her decision to give her first fish a kiss before throwing him back”
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