“I was 23 on a trip with my girlfriend in San Francisco. We were both getting ready for the day in the bathroom and I needed my hair gel, so I asked if she could hand me my toilet treat bag. She seemed confused, I again asked, “Can you please hand me my bag of toilet treats!?” She ran out of the bathroom laughing. I thought toiletries was toilet treats.”
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Shelly 3 year s ago
I remember falling stars on the radio, they aren't falling stars, they were traffic files. My sister looked at like I was so dumb 
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Gert 3 year s ago
Well, I juuuuust got the metal one. And I'm a fan of metal... So yeah...
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Thomas 3 year s ago
Never knew pickles were cucumbers
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Bo 3 year s ago
My mother thought peanuts grew on a tree, she didn't know they were part of the root until my dad pulled one from a farmers field one day.
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Rupert 3 year s ago
#13 funniest thing I read all day
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Monty 3 year s ago
#10 are you serious? They are different varieties that develop to either red, green or yellow colour, not different stages of life
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Lila 3 year s ago
Monty,
From the Wikipedia page about bell peppers:
"The most common colors of bell peppers are green, yellow, orange and red. Other colors include brown, white, lavender, and dark purple, depending on the variety. Most typically, unripe fruits are green or, less commonly, pale yellow or purple. Red bell peppers are simply ripened green peppers, although the Permagreen variety maintains its green color even when fully ripe. As such, mixed colored peppers also exist during parts of the ripening process."
'nuff said.
From the Wikipedia page about bell peppers:
"The most common colors of bell peppers are green, yellow, orange and red. Other colors include brown, white, lavender, and dark purple, depending on the variety. Most typically, unripe fruits are green or, less commonly, pale yellow or purple. Red bell peppers are simply ripened green peppers, although the Permagreen variety maintains its green color even when fully ripe. As such, mixed colored peppers also exist during parts of the ripening process."
'nuff said.
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Alonzo 3 year s ago
From the Wikipedia page about bell peppers:
"The most common colors of bell peppers are green, yellow, orange and red. Other colors include brown, white, lavender, and dark purple, depending on the variety. Most typically, unripe fruits are green or, less commonly, pale yellow or purple. Red bell peppers are simply ripened green peppers, although the Permagreen variety maintains its green color even when fully ripe. As such, mixed colored peppers also exist during parts of the ripening process."
'nuff said.