"I'm a postpartum nurse. A patient asked me "when will the doctor be here to pierce my nipples so I can breastfeed?""
"My 21 year old sister once asked my entire family at dinner if Nuns don’t have sex where do they get more nuns. That takes the cake for me."
...just like the Sun flipping over at 12:00 PM sharp. Most people don't notice because it happens so fast. (always use approved eye protection).
Sun and moon actually are the same thing, the sun just looks different in the dark and then we call it moon
(Helpful Hint; You can save a bundle in shipping costs if you preload your USB drives with data when mailing....remember to tell the Post Office that the zeros have been nullified.)