Think, Then Ask Again… (25 PICS)

Posted in INTERESTING       5 Oct 2021       3504       8 GALLERY VIEW

"Waited on a woman who asked me what kind of meat was in our beef taco salad.

Lady: what kind of meat is in your beef taco salad?

Me : Beef

L: what kind of beef?

Me: Beef, ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning.

L: No, I mean is it pork or chicken?

Me: Ma’am, it’s beef, it’s from a cow. It’s beef."


"The insurance company asked if there was a chance that my dad's amputated leg would grow back."


"I'm a postpartum nurse. A patient asked me "when will the doctor be here to pierce my nipples so I can breastfeed?""



"My 21 year old sister once asked my entire family at dinner if Nuns don’t have sex where do they get more nuns. That takes the cake for me."


"Because I am a dwarf I get a lot of hilarious ones, but one of my favourites was "do you need to get a smaller engine for your car?"

I really wish I could have seen your internal process that led to that question, lady."


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"People visiting Alaska on a cruise would walk onto the dock-- a dock portruding into the pacific ocean-- then look up at the mountains and ask what elevation we were at.

1 foot, ma'am. You are standing on a dock which is at sea level. "



"It was me. I'm white, ended up dating a long time friend of mine, who is black.

We were talking about going to the beach the next day, and I mentioned that I needed to buy some sunscreen. GF tells me she has some, so no worries. I asked her why she had sunscreen.. She was puzzled, for a moment.

She then responded "Yes, black people get sunburned. Just because you haven't seen it, doesn't mean it doesn't happen."

And she was right, I just assumed, in all my whiteness, that black people didn't sunburn. She still makes fun of me for this. I am in my 30's.."


"Someone was placing an order once at my family’s restaurant, and they had asked me for a side of French fries without the potatoes. I assumed she was joking, so I laughed...she wasn’t joking. She got offended and left the restaurant"


"While working as a butcher, I showed a deli clerk how to break down a whole chicken into pieces. I show her, "two breasts, two wings, two legs, two thighs." she looks at me and asks, "which part does the turkey come from?""


"The Scene: Meeting some new people in a college class.

I introduce myself, "Hi, I'm LoveIsLegallyBlind."

New classmate: "Don't you mean DifferentNameThatSoundsALittleLikeMine?"

Me: "No..."

He thinks it's time to double down. "Are you sure? Why not?"

Me: "Because that's not what my parents named me..."

Like what? Who corrects someone on their own name? I have a somewhat unusual name. People misspell it or mispronounce it all the time, but this was special."



"I was asked how far the luggage plane usually flies behind the passenger plane. The person who asked me went to an Ivy league medical school."



"If it was possible to even land a plane on Japan because it's so small.

Because, you know, maps are a 1:1 description of the world"


""What time is the 3 O'clock parade?"

I worked at Disney World. This is the #1 most common question you'll get asked as a Cast Member in the Magic Kingdom."


"“Do we have the ability to open digital files?”

This is the guy who would print PDFs from our server then scan the print to his email so he could save them to his desktop... "


"In high school, we were warming up before a baseball game one evening and some really ominous ,dark clouds started rolling in. One of my teammates very seriously asked “Is that a storm or is that just night coming?”. I will never forget that."



"First day working a tech support job, I answer a phone call from a woman whose laptop won't turn on. She's at the airport trying to get some work done and is very frustrated because she had been working for several hours during a layover and the laptop suddenly shut off. I asked her if she had the laptop plugged in when it shut off, or if she was just running it on the battery. "It can be plugged in? I thought it was supposed to be wireless."

I honestly thought I was being pranked because I was the new guy. After a lengthy pause to decide if this was a serious call, I advised her to try plugging it in. Laptop turned on, she was amazed that it didn't just recharge itself when she wasn't using it."


"Did your grandpa ever have any kids?"


"Was a Mac Genius for 7 years, customer asked if her iPod would get heavier as she puts more music on it."


"What day of the week is good Friday on?

Do you mean what date?

No, what day of the week. It was on a Thursday last year.




"I work in a toll booth and was working on the westbound side. A lady drove up to my booth really mad, which is par for the course but I digress. She told me that every day she takes this route home from work, and every. single. day. the sun is directly in her eyes... Well of course, shes driving westbound at 6 pm. When I mentioned this she brushed it off and asked "well can't you change the direction of the road or at least put a cover over it?! I can't be the only person who is bothered by this!""



"I was at my cottage looking at the stars at night with a friend and she turned to me and asked: "are there countries in the sky?" I didn't know what she meant so I asked her to explain and then she said: "Well, are there any countries in the world that are just kind of, in the sky?" I was so confused that I just sat there in silence but eventually she says "I mean, is there land on the earth in the sky where people live that are countries?" At that point I just gave up and said "no" and she replied "oh, okay" so reassuringly"



"I live in a high-altitude town in the mountains. Every week, I hear this question:

"At what elevation do the deer turn into elk?"



"I am an identical twin and one time a girl asked me if we get each other confused."


"Work in retail. Guy comes in. He looks pretty average. Has a nice suit, nice glasses, well kept hair. Above average I guess.

He's looking for a particular stock pot that the store carries and I bring him over to where they're kept.

He begins to stare at the box, a deeply troubled look emerges slowly on his face as he places his hand on his chin.

The box art depicts the pot in use, with some photoshopped water and a corn cob bobbing out of it (this is relevant, trust me).

After about 10 seconds of him staring perplexedly at the box I ask, "Anything else I can help you with?"

He replies, sounding confused, "So... this thing can only be used to cook corn?"

I stared blankly at him. Was he f@#king with me? His vexed demeanor told me no, he was indeed concerned about the product's potentially limited use.

I honestly have no idea how long I was speechless. It felt like minutes. I couldn't speak. No one is that dumb, right?

He eventually says, "It's ok, I'll figure it out from here", and continued to gaze at the box in hopes of gleaning the answers to the troubles he had encountered."



"Not me, but our safari guide in South Africa said he once heard a woman ask her husband, “Honey, is that the same moon we see in Texas?”"



"My grandpa left my place, immediately called me to ask if he left his cell phone at my place.

"How are you talking to me?"



"A girlfriend of a friend of mine asked. “ I wonder what it was like before color”. This chick thought the WORLD WAS BLACK AND WHITE not film."



"I worked in a pizza restaurant when I was 16. They had a pizza they called a UFO pizza. It was just another slab of dough on top of a regular pizza, and it made it look like an orb, hence the name.

One day a guy that worked there was writing down a telephone order, turns around and says "hey guys, how do you spell UFO??" The owner looked mortified and just repeated "youuu eefff ohhh!!". He stared back in silence for a few moments before it hit him."



"Working for a rafting company I’m asked far too often at the end of the float if we are back at the start. Rivers don’t flow in god damn circles!"


"My current boss asked me to "make the pages smaller" so she can see all of them" she had excel zoomed in to 200% and thought I was just sending things in font 46. This person has been in her position for 12 years. Ugh."


"Literally had a guy ask me yesterday “if I hit the cash back button, does the money come out of my account?”

Dude was like 30 and he thought cash back was money I guess?"



"How did we know that they were called dinosaurs?"


"My twenty-something daughter asked why we never see squirrel eggs. Us parent types responded that's because squirrels are mammals and don't lay eggs like birds do. To which she responded, then show me an infant squirrel / "breastfeeding" squirrel.

This led to a conversation that was much longer than needed to be."



"I have a buzz cut. A guy at work recently asked, dead seriously “Do you cut your hair? Or does it only grow that long?”"



"Had a lady insist that "the lights outside that you don't plug in and don't have batteries" were not solar lights. She got furious when she asked two more employees who both said solar lights. She then described the solar panel on top of those decorative garden lights, and demanded a manager. Who also told her solar lights.

Yes- she meant solar lights. She came back later, clearly embarrassed and bought some."



"A woman asked me if gorilla glue was made from real gorillas. I laughed at first, but she was serious. She told me she was vegan and wouldn't use the product if it was made with real gorillas."



"People waking other people and asking if they were sleeping. Widespread stupidity this."



"In 8th grade science class, the girl sitting next to me asked - “How do we get into outer space if we have to break through the Earth’s crust?”

She thought we lived in the mantle."




Kendra 2 year s ago
The moon can appear very different if you went to a different latitude. If they traveled from Texas to South Africa, it would look upside down.
Alverta 2 year s ago

...just like the Sun flipping over at 12:00 PM sharp. Most people don't notice because it happens so fast. (always use approved eye protection).
Rupert 2 year s ago
Sun and moon actually are the same thing, the sun just looks different in the dark and then we call it moon
Gabriel 2 year s ago
#15 - Studies have actually determined the more data you store on a USB drive, the lighter it gets. Blank ones are al 0's and stored data contains 1's and 0's and 1's weigh less than 0's.
Alverta 2 year s ago
(Helpful Hint; You can save a bundle in shipping costs if you preload your USB drives with data when mailing....remember to tell the Post Office that the zeros have been nullified.)
Phillip 2 year s ago
Yeah technically, yes your device does get heavier by a very, very tiny amount when you put more data on it.
Lester 1 year ago
Nobody will ever read this: But this is the best comment section I ever read on Izi. Also in flash memory or EPROM data is saved by putting or removing some electrons on the floating gate. Therefore the weight actually changes a tiny bit when you safe data.
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