“Came home to a newly laid concrete driveway. I did not order a concrete driveway nor any other type of driveway”
“When the person that laid it came back to see if I was happy with the job, he realized it was the wrong address. I now have a free concrete driveway.”
while it does seem strange place and time for it, that was a after the ceremony picture
For the rest of you: in about five minutes, 'shronk' will be acceptable.