"When you don’t have private parking, this is the car you want."
“Caught this gem in a Target parking lot.”
“A typical Monday.”
“My friends got married. Did NOT know they were taking a photo in the window and photobombed the pic.”
“You like krabby patties, don’t you squidward?”
“Daddy son bonding time!”
“How I wake up every day...”
“These two noodles escaped being poured into the pot by holding on to the package walls.”
“My cat sleeps in the strangest position.”
“My buddy’s dog when the vacuum comes out.”
"This girl took the road rules a little too seriously and stopped at the traffic lights for cars."
"The flight attendant rushed out of the bathroom."
“When the person that laid it came back to see if I was happy with the job, he realized it was the wrong address. I now have a free concrete driveway.”
“I was at work and I was so upset that someone left their dog in the office, so I went to play with it. Turns out, it’s a statue.”
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"When you find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time"
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"Just spent 13 days looking for my iPad"
"Her nickname is Lizard."
“Happy Birthday, Loser”
“I left my shoe in the window for 2 months and it shrunk.”
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while it does seem strange place and time for it, that was a after the ceremony picture
For the rest of you: in about five minutes, 'shronk' will be acceptable.