"Not me, but my uncle: My great aunt came to visit us after twenty years and when she looked around the yard she asked my uncle “Wasn’t this house over there in a different spot?” He looked at her, dead serious, and said: “Yea, but our neighbor complained, so me and my friends got together and moved it a hundred feet” She believed him"
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Jos 2 year s ago
#6 Reminds me of “how do deer know to cross the highway where the sign is?”
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
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Edward 2 year s ago
bro & me: *drive past sign for "Slow Children at Play"
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
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Lura 2 year s ago
#18 I had to google "Cookie Salad".
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.