"Last year at Christmas we had Cookie Salad for the first time. My son in law asked, “What makes it taste like cookies?”
We all just looked at him and in unison said, “Cookies”
We’ll never let him live that one down."
fungrandma9
#8 They meant to ask if you had paved roads.
I saw a sign on the road once that said “DEAF CHILDREN DRIVE CAREFULLY”. I didn’t even know they could drive!
bro: "Is this a neighborhood for disabled kids?"
This is now the most American thing I've heard of.