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Martians like single malt.
chuck norris threw the bottle in the air at the barbecue
Nopes, if it was Chuck Norris who had threw that bottle there wouldn't be a mars.
And if Chuck Norris threw the bottle, it would have exploded. Destroying the entire Galaxy in the process and kicking off the next Big Bang.