“I used to work in a super fancy very expensive high end restaurant when I lived in LA (Beverly Hills, go figure). Anyway, I met P!nk once, she was so nice! She tipped $100 and didn’t mind when people asked for a picture or something, her daughter was with her too and the kid was so polite for such a young age. Jessica Simpson can go suck a dick, although I’m sure she’s lost count on how many times she’s done that. She was insanely self entitled, called each of the servers her ‘slave’ and various other names, just an all around b#tch.”
Not quite the same dude, unless you're a celebrity, too