"I was going to see a friend perform and picked the date up on the way. When I got there, she was s@#itfaced and started loudly discussing her sexual exploits and familial issues.
After dinner I said, “yeah, I’m gonna take you home now,” then I went to the show/had a great night alone lol"
It's rude not to congratulate someone on their birthday.
And you already know a threesome is in the future!
Do not forget the benefits of a handjob mith a puppet on. :)
It's just a lame attempt at a joke.
Sooo, I'm betting you're not in a relationship then?...
Plus, that would mean you believe your and grandma are like that too? Wow...
Maybe these are just a few examples of a few bad women just like there are a few bad men? Just because a few are like this they are all like this?
I mean, there are a few pedo's among men too, so it's ok to say you're one too?