"She showed up and we order drinks. She has a drink, then we order a pitcher of bourbon lemonade. Then a pitcher of beer. Within the hour, she’s hammered and telling me about her f@#ked-up life.
By the end of hour two, she’s eaten nothing but is so drunk that her brain seems to be operating on autopilot. She starts to cry and says: “I always do this!”
I got her a cab and took off."
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Crissy 2 year s ago
A former neighbour (good looking woman) wrote me a holiday postcard, eventhough we havn't talk much more than "hello". We meet for a date but she seemed bored an was mostly silent and answered often only with one word. She seemd to be happy when I said "ok let's go back home". We didn't meet again. Next year in summer she worte me a postcard again, again we had a date, again she was bored, again we went home early ...
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Crissy 2 year s ago
Meet a girl online, we agreed to meet in real life, she sent me picture. When I came to the bar where we wanted to meet I could see anyone looking like her. Then a woman approached me and asked if I was looking for her ... she excuded for sending a picture of herself more than 10 years younger. Even worse she gained at least 20 kg of wheight in between. I just sat down, explained that I was supprised. She said "every one is doing this". I said no I don't and appologized and left.
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Deborah 2 year s ago
#19 I would definitely not have walked out on puppet girl!
It's rude not to congratulate someone on their birthday.
And you already know a threesome is in the future!
It's rude not to congratulate someone on their birthday.
And you already know a threesome is in the future!
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Rox 2 year s ago
Deborah,
Do not forget the benefits of a handjob mith a puppet on. :)
Do not forget the benefits of a handjob mith a puppet on. :)
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Rox 2 year s ago
Downright maniacs, some of them. Dodged the bullet...
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Peggy 2 year s ago
B*tches be crazy.
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Ignatzio 2 year s ago
#26 What does "had dog ears" mean?
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Vallie 2 year s ago
Ignatzio,
It's just a lame attempt at a joke.
It's just a lame attempt at a joke.
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Darlene 2 year s ago
Women are only after one thing: whatever a man can buy them. We should just go after what they say is the only thing we want and be done with it.
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Deborah 2 year s ago
Darlene,
Sooo, I'm betting you're not in a relationship then?...
Plus, that would mean you believe your and grandma are like that too? Wow...
Maybe these are just a few examples of a few bad women just like there are a few bad men? Just because a few are like this they are all like this?
I mean, there are a few pedo's among men too, so it's ok to say you're one too?
Sooo, I'm betting you're not in a relationship then?...
Plus, that would mean you believe your and grandma are like that too? Wow...
Maybe these are just a few examples of a few bad women just like there are a few bad men? Just because a few are like this they are all like this?
I mean, there are a few pedo's among men too, so it's ok to say you're one too?
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Nonie 2 year s ago
#20 So, you don't like dating smart people?
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Nonie 2 year s ago
#24 One of my "winning the lottery" fantasies is to go on dates and tell women that I am unemployed. See how they react.
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Bernard 2 year s ago
How come men became so fragile over the years ? MAN THE F@#K UP.
It's rude not to congratulate someone on their birthday.
And you already know a threesome is in the future!
Do not forget the benefits of a handjob mith a puppet on. :)
It's just a lame attempt at a joke.
Sooo, I'm betting you're not in a relationship then?...
Plus, that would mean you believe your and grandma are like that too? Wow...
Maybe these are just a few examples of a few bad women just like there are a few bad men? Just because a few are like this they are all like this?
I mean, there are a few pedo's among men too, so it's ok to say you're one too?