"Met at the pub for the first date, she went to the toilet within the first 10 minutes. Then again 10 minutes later. Then again. Then again. Then again.
She was pretty hot but I know cokehead behavior when I see it. Waited for her next trip to the toilet and walked out."
It's rude not to congratulate someone on their birthday.
And you already know a threesome is in the future!
Do not forget the benefits of a handjob mith a puppet on. :)
It's just a lame attempt at a joke.
Sooo, I'm betting you're not in a relationship then?...
Plus, that would mean you believe your and grandma are like that too? Wow...
Maybe these are just a few examples of a few bad women just like there are a few bad men? Just because a few are like this they are all like this?
I mean, there are a few pedo's among men too, so it's ok to say you're one too?