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Darlene 2 year s ago
#15 My wife leaves the toilet seat up for me, and I put it down for her.
       
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Marty 2 year s ago
Darlene, but your process would break down if you sometimes have to pee twice as often as she does. Ever heard that saying “drink a beer, pi$$ a six pack”- then things really get out of whack. So, as you can see, it’s nearly impossible to anticipate who will use the toilet next - and that can be very confusing - especially for newlyweds. Your toilet seat agreement, as described, is all sweet and romantic UNTIL someone goes before it’s their turn.
       
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Middy 2 year s ago
#15 Just take the two seconds to set it to whatever configuration you require and get on with it.
       
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