“Found mold on the box. Almost 10 years later and after 2 kids, it still fits!”
“I just walked into my husband’s office to find him like this.”
“My wife disagrees about how cool my socks and sandals game is.”
“A Christmas gift from my wife: I have been instructed to ’use the force.’”
“My dad got married this past weekend after being single for 13 years and raising 3 girls alone.”
“I tried to make my parents breakfast in bed in 1993.”
“A friend googly-eyed all the stuff in his fridge. His wife was cracking up too hard to be mad.”
“My parents went on a hike where I had my senior picture taken. They came back with this...”
“Was wondering why my wife was giggling when she asked me to change the air filters...”
“Anyone curious about what happened after that guy ripped his pants at the wedding? I’m his wife.”
“My wife and I went to a costume party last night. We were the ones on the ground.”
“Through thick and thin — together my wife and I have lost 315 lb.”
“Couldn’t afford to get my wife a Lexus for Christmas, so I got one of their bows instead and put it on her car.”
“My wife tossed a comforter on a chair to dry, and I nearly had a heart attack.”
“This is what happens when my wife is on a business trip and I am home alone.”
“My wife and I just celebrated our tenth wedding anniversary — here’s us in first grade.”
“My buddy just got the call from his wife to say that she’s going into labor.”
“My brother and his fiancée just got their engagement photos back.”
“My buddy got this from his wife for Christmas — she wins!”
“Got my wedding pictures back recently and noticed that myself laughing like this was a common thread in the speech pictures.”
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