"Repairing the scanner scale at a grocery store. I have the scale out of the checkstand, on it's side, bottom removed from the scale, one of the circuit boards removed from the scale and placed on the conveyor belt, I have JUST removed the board that the spinner part connects to (that spinning mirror thing in the bottom of the scanner scale), and someone walks up to the checkstand, places items onto the conveyor and asks "Are you open?"
I should be allowed to throw things at people this dumb."
"Was in a maternity class with my wife. One of the husbands was an endless source of amazing comments. My favorite was while on the topic of breastfeeding. “So do you just poke holes in them or what?” There was a very long, very shocked pause from the instructor before she explained it to him."
"Working on a tourist sightseeing boat on the ocean in Alaska. Person asks me what elevation we are at. I look down at the ocean and back to them and say, about 10 feet"
And you are an idiot, people sign up for the reserves may serve 2- or 4-years active service before they start the weekend duty. Others may do the entire 6 years on weekend duty. During the Afghanistan and Iraq wars thousands of reservists were deployed in-country with their units or on independent assignment. Naw, the real p@#sy is the dude who has never served but feels they have the right to insult a person who volunteered for duty.
Weird you mean 350 million isn't 7 billion? Weird....
Just spit-balling here, but I'm guessing he was going to win that "election" regardless of the vote count.
I think the person was responding to a fool according to their folly, and you obviously didn't get it.