“In high school, the melted floor mats in my mom’s new car were because I sprayed febreeze on dog cr#p that a friend’s shoe brought in and it “reacted like that”.
In truth, it was a firecracker that someone tried to chuck out the window and it bounced off the glass and landed inside the car. They forgot the child safety windows didn’t go all the way down.”
Why? Are you into kids or something, perv?