“My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I’m not even mad, this is genius!”
“I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in the butter...”
“Parents got snowed in at the lake house. Mom sent me this and said, “your father and his friend are out of control.”
“My neighbor ‘allegedly’ refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to this gift left in his driveway.”
“My Jeep had 222,222 miles on 2/2/22.”
“We made an igloo in chilly Minnesota.”
“Mom’s optometrist is wearing Pokémon socks.”
“My drain was blocked so I pulled it up and a frog came out.”
“Toasting some sesame seeds and when I stopped swirling the pan, Pac-Man appeared.”
“The way the smoke created a near-perfect picture of a polar bear on the lid of my grill.”
“A moose hanging out on my patio.”
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