"Got Up Extra Early Just To Make A Special Traditional Breakfast For The Parents"
"Instead of having a good time I got yelled at for using the expensive teabags, at which point they both got up and left."
Use them as evidence if/when the perp gets arrested? That was kind of implied in the post, along with possibly getting video.
Anyway seems better than saving the actual discarded material, Deputy Dumb@$$.
#4 hit me in the face. Now I am sad.