"Lady Gaga Went To A Starbucks And Bought Gift Cards To Pay For Coffee For The Customers That Came After Her. This Was What The Barista Did Instead"
"Got Up Extra Early Just To Make A Special Traditional Breakfast For The Parents"
"Instead of having a good time I got yelled at for using the expensive teabags, at which point they both got up and left."
"Every Day This Lady Walks Her Dog And Throws Its Poop In The Same Tree"
"Package Got Delivered. Shortly After, It Was Very Slowly Undelivered"
"Putting Gum In The Charging Slots On Public Transport"
"Stealing All The Hanging Baskets In A Small Village Near Me Put Up By The Village Kids To Cheer People Up"
"Someone Took A Chainsaw To The Cedar Base Of A Bridge In A Forest In WA To Sell The Cedar On The Black Market"
"Someone Burglarized A School In My Area. Did This To Several Classrooms And Broke Some Computers As Well"
"My Neighbors Throwing Trash Off Their Balcony Instead Of Just Walking To The Dumpster. They Do This Regularly"
"Did She Purchase Or Put Back Any Of The Books? Of Course Not"
Use them as evidence if/when the perp gets arrested? That was kind of implied in the post, along with possibly getting video.
Anyway seems better than saving the actual discarded material, Deputy Dumb@$$.
#4 hit me in the face. Now I am sad.