“On vacation with my kid: I went to check in at 2:30 and my hotel asked I come back in an hour to pick up my key cards because my room wasn’t quite ready. I came back to a line that literally spanned a city block, 100 more people behind me. They had only ONE single working bathroom and no water.”
or someone has hurled his fork into the food, like Queequeg his harpoon into the whale
So you can drive a car on the sand without sinking.
Before the question comes "What makes you an expert on coconuts?" here goes the answer, I am from Sri Lanka and I own a land containing more than two dozen coconut trees and I have lived my whole life knowing what coconuts are, makes me a bit of a specialist; much more than Will Smith being a specialist in slapping, wouldn't you think?
#8 More likely a raccoon or a possum than a cat. My own roof has turned into a raccoon toilet, and given the potentially deadly parasite, Baylisascaris procyonis, that's found in raccoon feces it makes cleanup a much more unpleasant chore.
#15 Yeah, but your teeth don't itch anymore, right?
#19 Try print-preview next time.