’’My daughter was proud that she made ’even more money.’’’
’’My kid had been playing workshop yesterday. Glad I checked my shoe before putting it on.’’
’’My son didn’t smile once while at the pumpkin patch. He was very skeptical.’’
’’My wife will eat part of a watermelon then put it back like this.’’
’’We spent the weekend making a snow penguin. This is him at 9:30 a.m. and then at 4:30 p.m.’’
’’My kids’ toothpaste cap!’’
’’He hasn’t spoken to us for the last half hour because we didn’t give him any more cheese.’’
’’My 2-year-old daughter’s pockets are bigger than my wife’s.’’
’’My sister was crying over her sandwich being cut up. A little time later, I caught her eating the sandwich.’’
’’My 8-year-old lost a single piece to his now 1,999-piece Pokémon puzzle.’’
’’I was getting ready for bed and walked into my bedroom to this.’’
’’My nephew only sleeps on tables, otherwise, he throws a tantrum.’’
’’The reaction to being denied a seventh straight sausage roll from the snack trolly’’
“The ’window’ seat we got...”