"Dad Is Living His Best Life, Mom Is Contemplating Her Life Choices"
"Sure, You Might Think You're Goth, But Unless You Dejectedly Ride The Subway With Your Raven, You May As Well Hang Up Your Black Velvet Frock Coat And Hit The Beach"
"I See No Otter Way Out..."
"He’s On His First Snow Adventure. Got Tired Immediately And Had To Be Carried The Rest Of The Way."
"I'm A Disney Princess Now"
"Looter Boy - This Dog Was Photographed After The Hurricane Hit Looting A Big Bag Of Dog Food And Embracing The Life Of Survival"
"His Baby Wears A Head-Shaping Helmet So He's Got The Whole Family Wearing Helmets Now"
"My Lamb Doesn’t Like To Be Alone, So He Coaxed The Dog Into The Bathroom While I Was In The Shower And Butted The Door Shut... So All Three Of Us Could Be In My Tiny Bathroom... My Favorite Trip Hazards..."
"You Have To Either Wipe Or Walk Away Without Wiping. Both Choices Aren’t Pleasant"
"Guy Locks His Head In A Cage In An Attempt To Give Up Smoking. His Wife Has The Only Key And Only Opens It For Meals"
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