"We had a teacher in high school that told us “by the time you reach your 10-year reunion, at least one of your classmates will have died” during a discussion about mortality. Ten-year reunion arrives and nobody from our class has died.

Saturday night of the reunion we’re partying and having a good old time. One of the organizers gets up to the microphone and is making some announcements, she gets a blank look on her face and drops to the floor.

Brain aneurysm, she was dead before she hit the floor."