"I made an entire bar break out in a brawl because I ate a bag of chips. No joke.

Three guys were verbally harassing me in a small-town dive bar. This woman comes in from a smoke and yells to the bartender “give me a bag of chips!” on her way to the bathroom.

He sets them down at her seat next to me. I inhale these chips and carefully slide them near the guys when they aren’t looking.

She comes out, sees the bag and starts getting in their faces. Her husband sees the commotion and gets involved and fists start flying.

I ducked out as the husband entered."