"Got my Christian school bully’s parents divorced.
I forget what TGIF show I lifted the bit from but when I met the kids mom I said “then who was that lady your dad kissed?”.
Which set off a chain reaction that eventually led to their divorce that very year.
I was just trying to be a smart aleck but I got a natural 20 and sh#t just sorta happened."
How the hell does that work? What a load of male bovine excrement.