Fran Drescher believes aliens abducted her and implanted a chip in her hand.
Her ex-husband had the exact same thing happen to him, and Fran told The Huffington Post that's why they got together. "I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It’s the exact same scar on the exact same spot.”
Thank you for your service. The country owes you brave patriot!
"Larry, I fail..."
There, got that corrected for you.