Bryan Cranston was once a suspect in a giant murder investigation.
He was driving around the US with his brother in the '70s, picking up odd jobs. For a while Bryan worked in a restaurant in Florida, where he hated the chef and was kinda vocal about it: He and the other staff joked about what it would be like to kill him. Well, that chef ended up dead at the exact same time Bryan and his brother left town, leading the police to consider them suspects and follow them to the Carolinas.
Thank you for your service. The country owes you brave patriot!
"Larry, I fail..."
There, got that corrected for you.