Kesha claims she once had sex with a ghost.
She told Ryan Seacrest that it's what her song "Supernatural" is about. "I lived in this flop house at Rural Canyon and there was this weird energy that lived there, and it used to keep me at night and wake me up. And it progressed into this dark, sexual spirit. It did scare me, but that's part of the fun of it."
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"Larry, I fail..."
There, got that corrected for you.